Thursday, May 31, 2007

It's Not Gonna Fly

The citizens of Warwick (RI) are on the verge of what appears to be a major victory in the city’s fight to rein-in the expansion of TF Green Airport. And for those of us who have steadfastly and vocally opposed this expansion, the vindication is sweet indeed.

For more years than I can remember, the Rhode Island Airport Corporation (RIAC) has maintained that a very intrusive runway expansion to nearly 10,000 feet was absolutely necessary to the health and future vitality of TF Green Airport. This full expansion was (according to the Airport Corporation officials) the one and only way to accommodate coast-to-coast flights from TF Green. And without these coast-to-coast flights, said the Airport Corporation, TF Green would steadily and rapidly lose business over the next few years, and this loss of business would greatly impact the overall economy of the entire state of Rhode Island. We’d be doomed!

Alternatives to the mega-expansion were proposed, but RIAC remained steadfast in its mantra: no less than a full expansion would be acceptable. Neighborhoods and people of Warwick be damned! Anything less than the full package, and coast-to-coast flights would be impossible… and without those coast-to-coast flights… well, you know how this broken record ends.

Fast forward to Wednesday, May 30: out of the blue, and quite miraculously, RIAC has announced that it is now more than willing to accept one of the shorter, less-obtrusive and destructive alternatives to the full 10,000-foot expansion. So what changed? Has aircraft engineering suddenly changed so drastically that shorter runways are now a viable option? Actually, no. The shameful little truth that RIAC didn’t want us to know is that 80-90% of today’s existing aircraft already CAN make coast-to-coast flights from shorter-that-10,000-feet runways. RIAC had simply been pushing for the most obtrusive, most disruptive, and most devastating-to-the-people-of-Warwick runway for its own selfish “we want it all” desires.

So what changed? Why, all of a sudden, would RIAC be owning up to the fact that a shorter runway would be feasible in Warwick? It’s simple, really: the answer is money. You see, for RIAC to go forward with its mega plan would add hundreds of millions of dollars to its expansion costs. The southern portion of the expansion alone would have meant constructing a tunnel so that Main Avenue, one of Warwick’s major east-west arteries, would be able to run under the newly-expanded property… and this tunnel wasn’t going to come cheap: $112 million dollars.

The new plan calls for an expansion of the runway from 7100 feet to 8700 feet. Yes, Airport Road would have to be relocated, but far fewer homes will be impacted, and a relocated Airport Road would allow for a direct connection with Route 37 (thus alleviating a major drive-time traffic nightmare). Along with the $112 million saved by not creating a tunnel for Main Avenue, this new plan would save $69 million on the expansion itself, and $68 million in costs related to relocating Airport Road. The number of affected homes would be cut by more than half.

So, when faced with real costs and hard dollar-figures, RIAC “suddenly” discovered that shorter runway options ARE feasible. What a coincidence, eh? Thanks, RIAC. Thanks for the years of lies and and the years of grief. Thanks for helping to further erode the public's trust in its local officials. In other words... thanks for nothing.

As for my fellow citizens of Warwick… while it might be too early for us to call this a victory and start opening those bottles of celebratory champagne, this is nonetheless a MAJOR step in the right direction. Be proud of your determination and your diligence. It looks as if it may be paying off quite handsomely.

Oh, what the hell - let's have some champagne anyway - we deserve it!

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

I'd Rather Bite The Head Off of a Bat

As if we didn’t already have enough reasons to love the inimitable Ozzy Osbourne, here’s another: it seems that Ozzy had been scheduled to perform on the finale of American Idol, but he ended up canceling at the last minute… when he discovered that the producers were planning to have him perform a duet with the infamous Sanjaya Malakar.

An appearance on the American Idol finale might be good exposure for performers such as Osbourne... and many artists would give just about anything for the opportunity... but when it means having to perform with the musical joke of the year... well, even the Prince of Darkness himself wasn’t willing to sell his soul to the devil.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

National Bingo Night

Worst. Show. EVER.

After sitting through the debut of ABC's mindless National Bingo Night, I feel as if I may have lost a couple of IQ points.

Exactly what was ABC going for with this mess? Did someone in an ABC programming-development meeting say "we need to appeal to the audience that finds the complexities of Deal or No Deal to be too challenging and overwhelming"...? For some inexplicable reason, considering that the title of the show is National Bingo Night the game of bingo actually had very little to do with the show. Instead, the game of bingo seemed to be thrown in as a device to keep the studio audience and at-home audience busy while the foolishness on-stage was taking place. Good thing, too... because if the audience had actually been paying attention to what was taking place on the stage, there may have been a mass revolt.

Well, at least Donny Osmond can take some comfort out of this debacle. His Great American Dream Vote no longer holds the title of worst-ever show on ABC.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Fall 2007 - The CW

Less than a year into its young existence, The CW is already looking a lot less like either of its parents, The WB and UPN. A year ago at this time at its first upfront, The CW had announced a Fall lineup that was made up almost entirely of programming from the then soon-to-be-defunct UPN and The WB.

Fast-forward a year, and The CW is shedding much of its inherited programming, including the long-running Gilmore Girls, 7th Heaven, and Veronica Mars (sorry, Veronica fans - despite a valiant 11th-hour effort, Mars is history).

Here's what to expect from The CW this Fall:


MONDAY

8:00 Everybody Hates Chris
8:30 Aliens in America
9:00 Girlfriends
9:30 The Game


TUESDAY

8:00 Beauty and the Geek
9:00 Reaper


WEDNESDAY

8:00 America's Next Top Model
9:00 Gossip Girl


THURSDAY

8:00 Smallville
9:00 Supernatural


FRIDAY

8:00 WWE Smackdown


SUNDAY

7:00 CW Now
7:30 Online Nation
8:00 Life is Wild
9:00 America's Next Top Model repeats


Here's a rundown of the newest CW shows...

Aliens in America

The lone new sitcom on The CW's schedule, Aliens tells the story of a Wisconsin family and the Pakistani exchange student that enters their world.


Reaper

It's gotta be a bad day when you find out that, before you were born, your parents had sold your soul to the devil, and now you must act as Satan's bounty hunter.


Gossip Girl

From the producer of The O.C., Gossip Girl focuses on the lives of students in a posh Manhattan prep school.


CW Now

Youth-focused entertainment newsmagazine from the producers of Extra.


Online Nation

The CW is hoping to capitalize on the popularity of Youtube with this series, in which "best of the web" videos will be featured.


Life is Wild

In what sounds like blatant attempt by The CW to retain its 7th Heaven audience, Life is Wild follows the adventures of a dysfunctional New York family that moves to a small town in South Africa.


One Tree Hill and Pussycat Dolls Present will both return at midseason.

Along with the departing shows mentioned earlier in this post, say goodbye to All of Me.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Fall 2007 - Fox

When push came to shove, Fox chose to play it safe. Earlier this week, Fox had been considering a major shakeup of its primetime lineup... the kind of shakeup filled with high risk. Such a gamble would have brought lots of attention to Fox, and if the gamble had worked, the rewards would have been high. Among the changes envisioned by Fox in this gamble would have had the Sunday animation block shifting to Wednesdays, and House moving to the Sunday anchor slot.


But in the end, Fox chose the safe path. Sunday animation? Still on Sundays. House? Still practicing on Tuesdays. Oh, well -- we can always dream of what might have been.


Here's a look at Fox's Fall primetime lineup:


MONDAY

8:00 Prison Break
9:00 K-Ville


TUESDAY

8:00 New Amsterdam
9:00 House


WEDNESDAY

8:00 Back to You
8:30 Til Death
10:00 Bones


THURSDAY

8:00 Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?
9:00 Kitchen Nightmares


FRIDAY

8:00 The Search for the Next Great American Band
9:00 Nashville


SATURDAY

8:00 Cops
8:30 Cops
9:00 America's Most Wanted


SUNDAY

7:00 The OT (football overrun/post-game)
8:00 The Simpsons
8:30 King of the Hill
9:00 Family Guy
9:30 American Dad


As usual with Fox, January will bring some changes... including the return on 24 to Monday nights, and the return of American Idol to Tuesdays and Wednesdays. New midseason entries include The Sarah Connor Chronicles (series version of The Terminator movies) and Canterbury's Law (legal drama set in Rhode Island!).

Here's a quick look at Fox's new Fall shows:


K-Ville

Police drama set in post-Katrina New Orleans.


New Amsterdam

The story of a New York City homicide detective... who happens to be immortal.


Back to You

Kelsey Grammar and Patricia Heaton return to series television in this new comedy about a pair of news anchors.


Kitchen Nightmares

Gordan Ramsey, the chef from Fox's summer series Hell's Kitchen, spins into this new reality series in which Chef Ramsey lends aid to restaurants in crisis. Sounds fascinating, doesn't it? No? I didn't think so, either.


The Search for the Greatest American Band

Think American Idol for bands instead of solo singers. 'Nuff said.


Nashville

A "docu-soap" about aspiring country singers in Nashville. Can't wait. Okay - maybe I can wait.


Say goodbye to The War at Home and The O.C.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Fall 2007 - CBS

Let’s give CBS some major credit. Our friends at the eye network are taking some serious chances with their new Fall lineup. The network that perfected the procedural crime drama, to the point where procedurals seemed to take up 75% of its prime-time schedule, is being bold and risky. They’re stepping outside of their comfort zone with several new high-concept series.


Instead of more detectives on the prime-time beat, CBS is turning to vampires, kids, swingers, and musicals. This is most definitely not your father’s CBS. Now do I agree with all of the changes? Hardly. But I will give the eye credit for trying something different. However, the credit I give for being different is overwhelmingly diminished by the points I deduct from CBS for cancelling Jericho. I won’t soon forgive them for that one.

Here's the new CBS lineup:


MONDAY

8:00 How I Met Your Mother
8:30 The Big Bang Theory
9:00 Two and a Half Men
9:30 Rules of Engagement
10:00 CSI: Miami


TUESDAY

8:00 NCIS
9:00 The Unit
10:00 Cane


WEDNESDAY

8:00 Kid Nation
9:00 Criminal Minds
10:00 CSI: NY


THURSDAY

8:00 Survivor
9:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
10:00 Without a Trace


FRIDAY

8:00 Ghost Whisperer
9:00 Moonlight
10:00 Numb3rs


SATURDAY

8:00 drama repeats
9:00 drama repeats
10:00 48 Hours Mysteries


SUNDAY
7:00 60 Minutes
8:00 Viva Laughlin
9:00 Cold Case
10:00 Shark


Here’s a quick rundown of what’s coming to CBS this Fall:

The Big Bang Theory
From Two and a Half Men executive producer Chuck Lorre comes this comedy about a pair of scientific nerds who meet a beautiful woman.


Cane
Cane is a show that sounds remarkable like CBS’ vintage 80s soap Falcon Crest. It features Jimmy Smits in a soapy drama about a large Cuban-American family that runs a successful sugar and rum business. Also featured in the cast is Nestor Carbonell, who these days can be found playing Richard on Lost. So, Nestor: does this casting mean that your days on the island are numbered???


Kid Nation
A new reality entry in which 40 kids will be given 40 days to rebuild a deserted, 19th-century ghost town in New Mexico. And no, this is not a joke.


Moonlight
While it’s true that this is the story of a detective, Moonlight is no CSI. You see, the detective also happens to be a vampire. Yes, a vampire.


Viva Laughlin
Just when you thought CBS couldn’t top a vampire detective series… here comes Viva Laughlin! Viva Laughlin is a “musical mystery drama” about a Nevada casino owner and his family. Being that prime-time hasn’t had a "good" musical since Cop Rock, this one should be “interesting.”


The Amazing Race and The New Adventures of Old Christine are being held for midseason. Sadly (and stupidly, in my humble opinion), CBS has ordered only 13 episodes of Old Christine. Hardly a vote of confidence.

New at midseason… the 70s flashback swinger drama – yes, you read that correctly: a drama about swingers - Swingtown (yet another of CBS’s high-concept shows).

Say goodbye to The Class, the aforementioned Jericho, King of Queens, and Close to Home.


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This Just In...

Word from the inside of Fox is that the net is strongly considering a major shakeup of its prime-time lineup. Scenarios being thrown around include a move of the Sunday animation to block to Wednesdays, and a shift of House to Sundays. Now THAT would be some aggressive television programming!

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Fall 2007 - ABC

In striking contrast to NBC’s sad Fall lineup, ABC is moving more aggressively. The alphabet is shaking up its schedule on five nights, and launching several new series that it hopes will be worthy of the ever-elusive but oh-so-desirable "buzz."

It's a far-from-perfect lineup (The Bachelor? Again??), but compared to NBC's lineup, the ABC schedule is pure genius:


MONDAY

8:00 Dancing with the Stars
9:30 Sam I Am
10:00 The Bachelor


TUESDAY

8:00 Cavemen
8:30 Carpoolers
9:00 Dancing with the Stars
10:00 Boston Legal


WEDNESDAY

8:00 Pushing Daisies
9:00 Private Practice
10:00 Dirty Sexy Money


THURSDAY

8:00 Ugly Betty
9:00 Grey's Anatomy
10:00 Big Shots


FRIDAY

8:00 Men in Trees
9:00 Women's Murder Club
10:00 20/20


SATURDAY

8:00 College Football


SUNDAY

7:00 America's Funniest Home Videos
8:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
9:00 Desperate Housewives
10:00 Brothers and Sisters


Lost will return in February (to run for 16 straight weeks), and (believe it or not) the network is in talks with the producers of According to Jim about bringing that comedy back for another season. Also returning in midseason: Notes from the Underbelly and October Road.

Here's a quick look at ABC's new Fall shows:


Sam I Am
Christina Applegate stars in a show that’s quite rare for this Fall: a new half-hour sitcom! Anyway… Applegate plays a woman who awakens after an eight-day coma to discover that she’s suffering from “retrograde amnesia:” she can function in the everyday world, but she can’t remember a thing about her own life. I ask you: what's funnier than amnesia?


Cavemen
Comedy based on those Geico Insurance "caveman" commercials. Need I say more? Based on the pilot presentation, this one is unwatchable.


Carpoolers
Comedy about four guys who carpool with each other to work. Just the premise alone has you laughing, doesn't it? Come on - you can admit it.


Big Shots
Four dysfunctional CEOs who will do anything to succeed in business. Dylan McDermott, Josh Malina, Michael Vartan, and Christopher Titus star.


Dirty Sexy Money
Soapy, sudsy drama about a lawyer and the wealthy family for whom he works. Donald Sutherland, Jill Clayburgh, and William Baldwin are among the members of the large cast.


Pushing Daisies
A man with a special gift (the ability to return dead people to life for a short period of time – and you thought that the ability to play the piano was special!) teams up with a private investigator to solve crimes.


Private Practice
The much-anticipated spin-off of Grey’s Anatomy takes Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery to Southern California to meet up with Tim Daly, Amy Brenneman, and Taye Diggs.


Women’s Murder Club
Story of a San Francisco detective (Angie Harmon) and her team of female crime-experts... who solve murders. Of course.


Coming in midseason... Cashmere Mafia (ABC's entry in the race to find the next Sex and the City) and Oprah's Big Give (new reality with Oprah giving away money to those in need - betcha can't wait!).

Say goodbye to The George Lopez Show, What About Brian and In Case of Emergency.




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More Rumors from the Upfronts...


- Old Christine has been renewed, but only for 13 episodes... and it'll be held until midseason

- Jericho is history

- CSI: NY is being considered for a move to Tuesdays

- Close to Home has been cancelled

- It's not looking good for Veronica Mars

- Bones on Fridays?

Monday, May 14, 2007

Fall 2007 - NBC

For the 2006-07 television season, NBC was mired in fourth place. However, with the changes that it's planning for the 2007-08 season, NBC has well-positioned itself… to remain in fourth place.

To say that this lineup is anemic and weak is to overpraise it. One would have expected the fourth-place NBC to be bold in its programming choices, and risky in its programming strategy. “Bold” and “risky” are words which can hardly be used in the context of the new NBC lineup.

Don’t believe me? Then check out the lineup for yourself (with new programming highlighted in blue):


MONDAY

8:00 Deal or No Deal
9:00 Heroes
10:00 Journeyman


TUESDAY

8:00 The Biggest Loser
9:00 Chuck
10:00 Law & Order: SVU


WEDNESDAY

8:00 Deal or No Deal
9:00 The Bionic Woman
10:00 Life


THURSDAY

8:00 My Name is Earl
8:30 30 Rock
9:00 The Office
9:30 Scrubs
10:00 ER


FRIDAY

8:00 1 vs. 100 / The Singing Bee
9:00 Las Vegas
10:00 Friday Night Lights


SATURDAY

8:00 Dateline NBC
9:00 drama repeats
10:00 drama repeats


SUNDAY

7:00 Football Night in America
8:00 NFL Sunday Night Football


Here's a quick rundown of NBC's new entries:

Journeyman
NBC describes Journeyman as a “romantic mystery drama.” It’s actually the story of a newspaperman who discovers an ability to travel through time. He uses his new-found gift to change people’s lives, hopefully for the better. Is it me, or didn’t they already do this in Quantum Leap? Actually, this was not a bad pilot; NBC is obviously placing its hopes on viewers who love the time-traveling aspect of Heroes staying tuned for Journeyman. Supposedly, Journeyman was NBC highest-testing pilot in five years.


Chuck
Chuck Bartowski is an everyday, run-of-the-mill computer geek who suddenly finds himself working for government as a spy.


The Bionic Woman
Has the world really been clamoring for a remake of this late-70s Lindsay Wagner series? Personally, I don’t think so… but here it is anyway. Michelle Ryan assumes the role of the title character.


Life
Life is the story of a police detective whose perspective on law enforcement is changed after he is wrongly imprisoned. Don't get too attached to this one.


Coming for midseason…

Lipstick Jungle
NBC has high hopes that Lipstick Jungle, which will turn up on Sundays (along with Law & Order and Medium) at the conclusion of football season, will be the next Sex and the City. Brooke Shields stars.

The Singing Bee
Sadly, this is what reality television has come to. So what's the goal of the contestants in this musical, karaoke-style contest series? To remember all of the words to particular songs, even after the music has stopped. And no, I’m not making this up.


Supposedly, NBC is in discussions to do another round of The Apprentice. And you wonder why NBC will not be leaving fourth place anytime soon?

Say goodbye to Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Crossing Jordan, Raines, The Real Wedding Crashers, Thank God You're Here, and Identity.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

The Latest Word Out of 30 Rock...

We're just about 24 hours away from NBC's annual upfront presentation... and here's what we're likely to learn tomorrow:

- contrary to widely-reported stories, NBC will renew all three Law & Order series. The mothership will remain on Fridays at 10pm; SVU holds steady on Tuesdays, and Criminal Intent will move to NBC's USA Network for first-run, with its second window on NBC (possibly turning up on Sundays at the end of football season)

- Heroes will not make the leap to Thursdays; instead, it will hold forth on Mondays, and will lead into the new Journeyman

- The Bionic Woman and Chuck will probably be held for midseason

- Lipstick Jungle, which will attempt to channel the spirit of Sex and the City, will land on Tuesdays, leading out of The Biggest Loser

- The Apprentice may survive to see another season; it would return at midseason on Sunday nights


Stand by for updates...

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Countdown to The Upfronts

It's that time again, ladies and gentlemen: we're just days away from the start of the annual network upfronts. NBC is scheduled to be first out of the box, with its upfront presentation scheduled for Monday (May 14) at 3:00pm. ABC unveils its lineup on Tuesday at 4, followed by CBS on Wednesday, The CW on Thursday, and Fox on Friday.

With the official word on Fall lineups only a few days away, here are a few of the things that I've been hearing this week (and remember, between now and next week, anything can change!):


- NBC has renewed the low-rated Friday Night Lights

- NBC has given pick-up orders to The Bionic Woman remake, a time-traveling Journeyman, Chuck the spy, and and cop drama Life

- Heroes... Thursdays at 10?

- CBS is considering a switch of Shark from Thursdays to Tuesdays

- CBS is considering the post-CSI slot on Thursday for the new Jimmy Smits drama Los Duques

- Both How I Met Your Mother and Old Christine will live to see another Fall

- The Amazing Race will likely lose its Sunday-night slot, but could still renewed

- Jericho is a goner

- ABC is looking strongly at Cashmere Mafia and Dirty Sexy Money

- ABC appears to be high on Christina Applegate's new comedy Sam I Am, maybe for Monday

- Wednesdays are looking more and more like the home of the Grey's Anatomy spin-off

- ABC will give Notes From the Underbelly another chance

- Lost returns in February... on Tuesdays?

- Fox is thiiiiiis close to a second-season pick-up of Brad Garrett's Til Death, possibly pairing it with the new Kelsey Grammar/Patricia Heaton comedy Back to You


Please remember to keep in mind that the upfronts are still a whole four days away, and in the world of television programming, four days is an eternity... and therefore anything can still happen. Except for a renewal of ABC's Great American Dream Vote, that is. No amount of time in the world could save that dog.



Monday, May 07, 2007

The Official Exit Strategy

ABC has made it official (and we didn’t even have to wait until next week's ABC upfront to hear the news): Lost will end at the conclusion of season six.

The good news: we get Lost for three more seasons, with the show concluding in 2010. It had been speculated late last week that we would only be getting two more seasons.

The bad news: while on the surface the “three more years” plan for Lost may look good, when we look deeper it’s not quite the deal that it initially seemed to be. You see, while the show will run for three more seasons, the number of episodes per season is being reduced from 22 to 16. For those of you doing the math at home, this means there are a total of 48 Lost episodes left to run over three seasons. Now, had the producers and the network opted for the “two more seasons of Lost” plan, then we would have seen two seasons with 22 episodes per season, for a total of 44. So you see, that third season really isn’t adding anything more to the mix than four more episodes. I don’t know about you, but I feel kind of cheated!

Anyway… the other news out of ABC is that the 16-episode seasons of Lost will run without interruption… so we’re looking at a February through May run for the series from now on.

Let me take this opportunity to make a plea to Misters Lindelof and Cuse: please, please promise me that by the end of that 48th and final episode in 2010, you'll finally have explained to us what that smoke monster is all about.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

The End of Lost

With ABC's annual upfront presentation coming up in just about a week or so, be prepared for a major announcement from the alphabet network: the end of Lost.

Now, before you fellow Losties start to freak out because you're assuming that ABC is about to cancel the show, please allow me to explain: ABC has been meeting recently with the producers of Lost to map out an official exit strategy for the hit Wednesday-night series. The most likely scenario being discussed at ABC calls for bringing Lost to a conclusion at the end of the fifth season (Lost is currently wrapping up season three). Such a scenario would allow the producers the luxury of being able to plot out the rest of the series, without having to stretch out stories and plots beyond their natural conclusions.

Even if five does become the magic number of seasons, still unknown is the exact number of episodes that would comprise the final season. One scenario has the final season turning up as a "short season," with only a limited number of episodes (rumored to be 13). Nothing, though, is yet set in stone.

Also likely to be announced at the ABC upfront presentation will be more news about Lost: the move to a January debut date (a la Fox's 24), and the move to an earlier timeslot (goodbye 10:00!). Also rumored to be under consideration by the alphabet: the airing of weekly back-to-back new episodes of Lost (yes, two new Lost episodes on the same night!) to coincide with the move to a January debut.

While we're on the subject... following up on my earlier post about the last few episodes of this season of Lost... allow me to once again emphasize: do not miss these episodes. And if you miss the season finale, well... you'll be very sorry. Trust me on this one.

Friday, May 04, 2007

The Sun is Setting on 'Strip'

For those of you hoping for an 11th hour reprieve for NBC’s Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip… forget about it. It’s over. Yes, I know that no official announcement has been made by NBC, but believe me – it’s true. How do I know? Well, the Studio 60 sets, which reside on a Warner Bros. soundstage, have this week started being dismantled and torn down. And where I come from, you don’t tear-down something that you’re planning to use again.

Rest in peace, UBS.


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Brotherhood Update

Fans of the late, lamented The West Wing will appreciate this one: Janel Moloney, better known to West Wing fans as Donna, is joining the cast of the Rhode Island-centric Brotherhood as a woman with whom supposed-good-guy Tommy Caffee has an affair.

And just to bring this full-circle with the item above: Moloney's West Wing character Donna interacted prominently with the Wing character Josh, played by Bradley Whitford... who (say it with me now) co-starred on Studio 60. Gotta love the full circle!