I'd Rather Bite The Head Off of a Bat

As if we didn’t already have enough reasons to love the inimitable Ozzy Osbourne, here’s another: it seems that Ozzy had been scheduled to perform on the finale of American Idol, but he ended up canceling at the last minute… when he discovered that the producers were planning to have him perform a duet with the infamous Sanjaya Malakar.

An appearance on the American Idol finale might be good exposure for performers such as Osbourne... and many artists would give just about anything for the opportunity... but when it means having to perform with the musical joke of the year... well, even the Prince of Darkness himself wasn’t willing to sell his soul to the devil.