Stop the Madness

Madness ensues at VH1.

Just as we're getting used to the idea of former I Love New York contestants (and brothers) Chance and Real headlining their own VH1 dating series, word is out that Daisy De La Hoya, the runner-up for Bret Michaels’ affection in Rock of Love, is also being given her own VH1 Celebreality dating show.

The grammatically-awkward-yet-appropriately-titled Daisy of Love is now searching for gentlemen (VERY loosely defined, of course) who would like to compete for the affection of the aforementioned Daisy. If you’re interested in being a willing participant in this madness, then by all means point your browser to http://daisyoflovecasting.com/.

A Real Chance That This Will Be Bad

Apparently VH1 DID have a “plan B” in place just in case Tiffany Pollard didn’t sign up for a third season of I Love New York (sorry, Tailor Made!). Of course, we all know from the final episode of New York Goes to Hollywood that Miss New York (a/k/a/ Tiffany) turned down VH1’s offer of a third go-round of TV dating in favor of the pursuit of a Hollywood film career. And if you're laughing at the thought of Tiffany actually having a serious film career, then trust me when I tell you that you're not alone.

So what’s VH1's “plan B,” you may be asking? Well, get ready for Real Chance of Love. You know them and love them from those Celebreality clasics I Love New York and I Love Money… and now those self-titled "Stallionaire" brothers Chance and Real will be the latest “stars” to follow the Flavor of Love formula for a shot at bizarro-reality-TV-world love. By now you know the drill, so I’ll spare you a description of the game.

So who will win the hearts of these two "wonderful" men (with wonderful purposely in quotation marks, as these two bozos make Flavor Flav seem like a prize!)? Will it be the beautiful BayBayBay? Or maybe the magnificent Meatball? For the answer to these and many other questions, please point your remote control to VH1 on Monday, October 20 at 9:00pm for the debut of Real Chance of Love.