The Fresh Prince of Flav's Crib

Ladies and gentlemen, do you know what time it is? It’s time for a Flavor Flav sitcom!

My Network TV, that sorry excuse for a sixth broadcast network (and one that doesn’t even have a primary affiliate in the Providence/New Bedford market), has announced that it has entered into an agreement with the clock-wearing former Public Enemy frontman and current shining star of so-bad-it’s-good reality television (just five more days until the debut of Flavor of Love 3!!) for its first-ever prime-time sitcom, a show entitled Under One Roof.

While the phrase “hell has finally frozen over” may have just jumped into your mind, be assured that this is no joke: the inimitable Flav will star as an ex-convict named Calvester who, upon his release from prison, moves in with his conservative, wealthy brother Walter and Walter's stuck-up wife. My, such an original premise! If predictability can be counted on for anything with this new show, then expect plenty of prison buddies to be parading through the brother's house... and Flav's character will most certainly be a bad influence on a younger member of the family. You just imagine the hijinks that will ensue, can't you? Can't you????

Actually, neither can I.

This show promises to be VERY funny… for all the wrong reasons. In other words... I can't wait!!!