Imagine Sister Patterson as Your Mother-in-Law!

Consider this a friendly reminder: the most-anticipated reality-show finale of the season turns up on our screens this Monday night, as VH1's I Love New York 2 calls it a season. Why anyone would want to fight for the hand of obnoxious, abrasive, and self-centered Miss Tiffany is beyond me, but fight they have... and it has come down to the final two: Buddha and Tailor Made.

I won't spoil the outcome in this public forum, but if you really, absolutely want to know who wins, then send me an e-mail and I'll send you a private message. Otherwise, watch it as it happens, when the finale of I Love New York 2 is unveiled this Monday evening at 9 on VH1.