Memo to NBC's Casting Director: You're Fired

What happens when you cross Donald Trump with VH1’s The Surreal Life? You get NBC's upcoming Celebrity Apprentice! If the writers strike continues for much longer, then expect to see this latest Apprentice turn up on Thursdays at 9.

Check out some of the Surreal Life-worthy participants:

Marilu Henner
Stephen Baldwin
Vincent Pastore
Nadia Comaneci
Piers Morgan
Lennox Lewis
Trace Adkins
Carol Alt

The best news of all is that this list is real. Yes, real. Sad, isn't it? Piers Morgan? Nadia Comaneci??? THIS is the best that NBC could come up with?

This so-called "celebrity" edition of The Apprentice is going to be bad. VERY bad. Thus, as you may have guessed, I can’t wait to see it!