All I Want for Christmas is a Big Clock Necklace

Reality TV is about to get good again. Please note, however, that your definition of “good” may vary from mine.

Anyway… the programming geniuses at VH1 are at it again, as we now have a THIRD series featuring the inimitable Public Enemy front-man Flavor Flav to which we can look forward.

First, they gave us Flav on The Surreal Life. Then, he showed up with Brigitte Nielsen on the appropriately titled Strange Love. And now, we’ve got Mr. F. heading up a new series entitled Flavor of Love.

In Flavor of Love, twenty women from all walks of life will be competing, Bachelor-style, to win the heart of Foufy-foufy. These twenty women will move into Flav’s “phat crib” and compete in several challenges, including a lie-detector test administered by none other than the aforementioned Brigitte Nielsen, Flav’s Surreal Life and Strange Love partner-in-crime. Along the way, the women will receive advice from Big Rick, Flav’s bodyguard and chauffeur.

But wait - it gets better.

According to the press release, future episodes will include dates at Red Lobster, “clock competitions,” and a new set of gold teeth to “signify love.”

You just can’t make this stuff up.

Flavor of Love premieres January 1 on VH1. Yeah, boyeee! Flavor FLAAAV!!